Mouthology:
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
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Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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Who killed Goliath?
One day a nursery teacher asked her students a question concerning the last topic.And there she firstly asked.
“Class!Who killed Goliath?”…
first student:”I don’t know.”…..Second student,”I wasn’t in yestaday.”The teacher asked again now shouting out,”Who killed Goliath,class?”
One student shouted out of fear,”its not me madam.” The teacher was annoyed and went ahead and called the principal.The principal came and asked the students twice.”Students,who killed Goliath?”Everyone in the class was silent.
The principal turned to the Class teacher and asked,Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class?The class teacher was freezed.
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Teeth Impression
As the dentist labored over my teeth, he tried to make small talk. “What do you do?” he asked.
“I’m a comedian,” I answered.
“Interesting.”
After a pause, he said, “Let’s get an impression—”
“It’s more observational humor, actually,” I interrupted. “I don’t do impressions.”
The dentist continued, “—of your teeth.”
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The fake report card:
I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year.
I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error.
The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.
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